London Bridge is down. Well, I mean Mt Crosby Bridge.

For those who live in the Brisbane Metroplex, you will have heard of the Truck carrying a windfarm part that got stuck under the Bridge on the Warrego Highway, outside Ipswich, about 40 minutes West of Club Middo.

Image of Windfarm pylon section on the Warrego Highway, looking westbound, stuck under the Mt Crosby Bridge and the debris fallen from the impact.

AS you may or may not be aware is that I’ve driven a lot of kilometres over a lot of years. Ever since I got my license, all those years ago, and before that, Dad and the family, or just Dad and I, used to do a lot of kilometres before that, too. We used to love running with the trucks on the varying CB radios we’ve had throughout the years.

Even though I’m a caravan driver, I still love running with the trucks on the radio, and will talk with them for ages when they’ll talk back. So I’ve heard my fair share of Pilots and loads. I’ve also had plenty of “conversations” on Facebook groups and forums on the interwebs. Most of those were impolite slagfests.

Everyone is quick to jump on the driver, but things – as always – may be more complicated than they first appear. The only question that comes to my mind is this:

What the absolute hell was the pilot doing? Or the Police?

— Peter “Middo” Middleton

Fact: A highway Pilot/Escort must, by law, remain in contact with the load AT ALL TIMES.

Why the hell didn’t the Pilot radio back to the load and say “We are exiting on the Mt Crosby exit and immediately returning to the highway via the same on-ramp to avoid the bridge.”

I admit, the UHF radio traffic is pretty high in the area, you’ve got other commercial traffic with the truck going into and out of the area –

A point that must be made here that commercial operators are using UHF CB radio under the Group Licence issued for the 477MHz band by the ACMA. This also includes road construction crews.

It used to be the case that business use for UHF CB radio was prohibited although this appears not to be the case. However, the case remains that anyone is permitted to use whatever channel (at a frequency outlined in the Radiocommunications Act 1992) and the Group Licence issued by the ACMA. No one, but the ACMA have the authority to deny, berate, belittle, or bemoan any individual the rigths to use the frequencies as they please, under certain restrictions.

(On a side note, it’s with great lament that this still isn’t the case. I will do a whole rant on UHF radio soon.)

Ok, a the radio call was or was not made & missed or was or wasn’t made at all. Again, radio comms are great, if the message gets through. It hasn’t.

So old mate barrels into a bridge that was barely standing anyway…… Everyone watches on with hilarity and blames the truck driver.

Meme regarding the incident involving a windfarm piece getting stuck under the Mt Crosby Bridge. Text reads: This (shown over an image of a Tupperware Shape-o Toy with shape blocks) Prevents This (shown over an image of the windfarm section stuck under the bridge with impact debris underneath)

This transport contract, alone, is worth $MILLIONS to haul these windfarm pieces to wherever the heck they’re going.

Why were they using retail-available, every-donkey’s-got-one (especially in that area), off the shelf radios to rely on when hauling these types of load,. especially the requirement for a pilot to be in touch with the load?

Shouldn’t they have had privately assigned frequency 2 way radios, even handhelds, and even given to the police, for communications?

I – someone not in the trucking industry – can name three such radio providers here in Brisbane.

Olbis Commincations at Rocklea (and an outlet in Garbutt, Townsville) have been in the game for a very long time and started in the Brisbane Suburb of Oxley (where I grew up) before I was born.

Now that I live on the Northside, I equally recommend Commex Communications at Windsor. They have doen a MASTERFUL job of fitting and tuning my both my car mounted UHFs so that I get performance that exceeds *my* expectations.

Then, as I drive to my favourite cafe in Stafford to buy my beans, I pass Trans Communications and, I’m told they have a mighty reputation but, so far, I’ve not used them. Doesn’t mean I wont in the future.

I don’t know if TransComm do, but I know for a fact that both Olbis and Commex even hire the radios for special events.

And, if pilots and truck drivers complain that they don’t want to deal with and extra radio, tell them to bite themselves. I deal with 2 all the time, so as their precious truckie arses dont have to hear some polite conversations that may offend them.

So, there is much, much more to unpack and while blaming the poor bloody truck driver, or the weather, is a little (ok, a lot) myopic. I, for one, will be watching.

Brisbane is Broken.

At least the Storey Bridge is.

And, with this vital link out of order, it’s difficult, if not impossible to safely link the CBD to Fortitude Valley, a distance measuring under a kilometre. (5/8th of a mile). Unless you’re super brave, which I am not, you are stuck either walking your bike (pointless), or braving the insane drivers in streets that you couldn’t imagine a cyclist using.

However, Brisbane City Council has been very quiet about the state of the bridge and the repairs needed to be completed, other than to say that they are considering putting a toll on the bridge to fund these mystery repairs. Why won’t they give us details? Why aren’t they being open and completely honest? What is BCC hiding?

We, the Brisbane Community, want details and we want to know why pedestrian access on one side or the other is not option while repairs are carried out on the other.

So, to this point, I have mentioned to my Saturday Morning shop riders that they could write to their local Councillor, the Transport Committee, and the Infrastructure Committee, even the Lord Mayor (https://ofpm.brisbane.qld.gov.au/site/wss/form/contact-lord-mayor) directly to get these – and possibly even more questions answered.

For the committees, I have listed their contact details below:

Transport Committee

ChairCouncillor Ryan Murphychandler.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
Deputy Chair Councillor Danita Parrymarchant.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
Shadow ChairCouncillor Lucy Colliermorningside.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
MembersCouncillor Greg Adermannpullenvale.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
Councillor Julia Dixonhamilton.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
Councillor Emily Kimcalamvale.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
List of BCC Councillors on the Transport Committee and their email addresses.

Infrastructure Committee

ChairCouncillor Andrew Winesenoggera.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
Deputy ChairCouncillor Steve Toomeythegap.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
Shadow ChairCouncillor Charles Strunkforestlake.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
MembersCouncillor Steve Huangmacgregor.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
Councillor Kim Marxruncorn.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
Councillor Nicole Johnstontennyson.ward@bcc.qld.gov.au
List of BCC Councillors on the Infrastructure Committee and their email addresses.

The sad part is that I have had experience with Cr Andrew Wines as he is my local Councillor. He is, to put it bluntly, useless. I wrote to him with concerns about traffic surrounding a local shopping centre that includes Coles, a cinema, eateries, a gym (I never go to), and specialist suites (Doctor, Dentist, Podiatry, Psychologist, and others). There have been many traffic accidents caused by people turning into or out of this shopping centres upper carpark around a traffic island and across double painted white lines.

I suggested that those really small concrete “islands” (not as high, or wider as curbing) to stop this. His office told me that this was a matter for my local Police District. My local Police District told me that this was a council issue.

Some months later, this kind of curbing was installed outside a school and kindergarten to encourage parents to not turn right illegally – exactly what I’d complained about with regards to a higher volume of traffic outside my local shops.

And, yet, I’m the one traipsing down the road with my first aid kit to render aid to injured continually.

My suggestion, with the Infrastructure Committee is to contact the Deputy Chair, Cr Steve Toomey of The Gap Ward, instead. I have met Steve at ParkRuns in the local area a lot of times. (He is a runner, as is Mrs Middo) He often comes over and shakes my hand and says g’day. I have already contacted Steve’s office and have received the company line but an increase of traffic on this issue is warranted.

Cr Nicole Johnston of Tennyson Ward is an Independent Councillor who has had many a dealing with my Parents, her Ward covers the family home in Oxley. Cr Johnston also raised a motion in Council recently to have this vital link re-opened, at least in part. Increased contact with her may drive her forward to keep “rattling the cage”. A noisy person gets the job done, as she has done in many part of the Oxley community.

Almost 2022

Well, it’s almost 2022 and it’s time for another yearly update.

And 2021 was really a rinse and repeat of 2020, but without a job for me. It’s getting kind of old, being ion the work, non-work merry-go-round, but that’s life I suppose. I would much rather be doing something useful, something meaningful, and something that pays, than sitting around at home but that seems to be just too hard to manage.

And the definition of insanity is dong the same thing over and over, expecting a different result.

Janita’s running has come along amazingly. Late this year, she ran the Sunshine Coast Half Marathon on what was a disgustingly hot day for running. They should have cancelled it, but greed being greed….. My walking is still going ahead.

HUGE Plans for 2022.

We have big plans for 2022.

Firstly, I have a Zero Birthday coming up (50) and the Financial Advisor and I were planning our big trips…. (because hers is only 7 months behind mine). I had talked about Mt Panaroma, Bathurst, to watch the Bathurst 1000 motor race but plans change.

Janita and I were sat around a table in a restaurant with a group of her running mates while we were up at Mooloolaba and they were talking about the Australian Outback Marathon event in July 2022, running around Uluru. She looked at me and I told her the only way she was going to get me out there was if we drove across the Simpson Desert.

So, in mid-July, we – along with at least 1 other vehicle – will be heading west, driving to Noccundra, Cameron Corner, Innaminka, Cordillo Downs, the Bourke and Wills Dig Tree, Hadden Corner, Birdsville (for a rest day), 5 days to cross the Simpson Desert (including a visit to Peopple Corner), Finke, Lambert’s Gravitational Centre of Australia, then to the Uluru resort for a few days, Kings Canyon & the Mereenie area, Alice Springs, and back home via the Plenty Highway to Boulia, Min Min, Middleton, Winton, Longreach, Barcaldine, Blackall, Tambo, Augathella, and, finally, Miles.

3 weeks, 5000 kilometres (3100 miles) and innumerable memories from an amazing trip!

Lots to do between now and then, though.

This is all virus dependent, though. Of course.

Anything else?

Mum and Dad’s health continues to decline, and its coming time to have a chat about the distance they are towing their caravan. Which is sad given Dad’s involvement in starting 4wd Driver Training and his on-going role with that.

But, apart from that, it’s been a very quiet year in Middo-land.

Well, what a sh*tfight….

Where has 2020 gone?

Well, the big news, in case you’ve been living in a nuclear fallout shelter, has of course been COVID-19. You know, that worldwide pandemic that the US&A ignored, killed the economies of most of Europe, and saw Australia, once again, come through looking a bunch of teenagers weer having a pillow fight.

Australia, for the most part, survived quite well. That is except Victoria which was a complete balls up.

And speaking of balls up, how about old mate BlerkyGherkin? Didn’t she get her balls put through the ringing with old Dazza, the Harvey Norman Stock Boy… I’d feel sorry for, if I cared for politics at all.

And then there was work.

Work told me in March that we had a good chance of being just stood down on pay throughout the crisis. And the boss at home told me I hadn’t think about just sitting around eating chips & drinking beer.

So, with the threat of Bunnings being shut, I went out and bought some pretty expensive power tools and a heap of timber to keep me occupied. This point has won me many a “Manliest Panic Buy of the campfire” in all but one contest (The one bloke who beat me actually bought a car to restore, thinking he’d be stood down also. Suffice to say I haven’t been camping with him again since….)

I have done some incredible trips away this year.

In July, I went with another four wheel drive club to Sundown National Park. I haven’t been to SNP since forever, like when I was a kid. This is the place they put Dad’s wobbly boots on him…. (Won’t ever forget that!)

In August, we finally went to the Nindigully Pub for a beer and one of their famous Road Train Burgers. Well, we had 4 people eating and it was waaaaaaaay too much food for us. Bartlett and Alakino got most of what was left over.

Then, in November, the boss and I took some amazing friends on a beautiful trip to K’gari (Fraser Island) with a couple night’s stay in Rainbow Beach. We also met up with Mario and Eleni, some long term friends of mine.

Suffice to say that work was busier than ever during the global pandemic and the commute (from the bedroom to the kitchen, the kitchen to the study) was a bitch. I only really got into trouble on the days when the boss at home got back from her hour long commute in the afternoons and I was still in my pajamas when she got here.

And then work wasn’t so busy. And then they ended mine and another person’s contract.

Well, that’s about a wrap for 2020, but New Year’s Eve will see us married for 15 years and we will celebrate in style. Ryan will open his fine establishment, Proof BBQ & Booze especially for the Boss and I to have a wonderful night with our immediate family and closest, long term friends.

What a way to end the year.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Robots and Electronics

I’m getting into robotics and have a project in mind: build a motorised fridge trolley to cart my 12v Car Fridge around at  festivals.

The idea was partially inspired by our trip to the Big Red Bash (opens a new tab or window) this year (2019) – a 3 day concert event near Birdsville – where a gentleman had a cart with a 12v battery, his 35-40l car fridge and a solar panel. (The other part of m was getting my latest (2018) job after 4 weeks of playing with Lego Mindstorm Robotics Kits.

INSPIRED. ALMOST.

He almost got it right: He still had to pull it, loaded with a full fridge, camp chairs and some backpacks,  up to a kilometer through a fine, powdery bulldust.

Old mate's fridge cart from the Big Red BAsh
Old mate almost got it right with his solar topped, battery powered fridge cart. Trouble is, you have to pull it through the thick layer of powdery bulldust.

Now, thanks to genetic bad luck, my knees hurt all the time, as does my back and my hips. And I can imagine my darling wife wanting to stack enough bags full of jackets, crackers & chips, and other activities to entertain her ADHD/Autistic husband (that’s me, in case you’re wondering.) So I can’t imagine pulling this thing inside, let alone a kilometre through that gunk.

At first I thought I’d just wack a motor on it, with a potentiometer to vary the speed and some kind of switch trigger on the steering handle. But then I thought “This could end up being the Robotics project I’ve been looking for.”

And I was right.

Ideally, I want this robot to follow me along with some form of beacon (I’m yet to decide on GPS or an RF beacon) and I’m looking to have in-build sensors so that people can’t be within a set distance (~1m) for safety’s sake. In closer quarters, where people are bound to want to come in for a peek, I want to be able to be steer/drive the “robot” with a RC unit similar to what you’d find with an RC Car.

This robot would come to festivals like the Big Red Bash (Opens a new tab or window) , and the like.

Thinking. Dangerous for me.

That got me thinking. What else could this thing be used for? In keeping with the Minimum Viable Product methodology of Agile.

Netball

My wife is an avid (read: maniac) netball player and we live around 3 klms from the netball fields. An easy walk there and back. She always complains that she can’t ride because she needs to take a drink and a bag and, generally, a chair and some shade so she can hang around and watch other games Then the boss complains that finding a car park is stupidly difficult. She wants to walk (or ride her bike) but can’t and take all the stuff.

So, this “robot” would be ideal. Without the fridge it could carry our 3m x 3m self-supporting cover or could have a car awning mounted to the side. It could carry a chair, and a backpack with her stuff in it. If I build it modular, I could almost fit it with a little lockable cupboard…. Run it along the formed path at 10kph for 3klms behind her on her pushbike?

Golden!

There are a multitude of other uses.

I looked at putting continuous tracks of it for taking it down the beach (or to Moreton Island (opens in new tab or window), for instance ) for the day with the fridge, and our 3m x 3m shade strapped to it. Then, why not put a change of clothes & a swag with it? Or mount a car awning to the side and use that?

The issue I’ve found with that is that it’s impossible to get 6-8in (~155-205mm) continuous tracks. The size is too small to be industrial, and way too big for anything hobby. They would have to be specially made, making them obscenely expensive. If you have any ideas here, or would like to sponsor this project, please contact me (opens in new tab or window)!

But, there are so many other uses for one of these units. Picnics in the park where the bbqs are 15 kilometres from the carpark, that’s even if you can get one nearby…. Other festivals…. Days at the beach (to the dune’s edge)… and so on.  

BUT First, We Prototype

BUT, I want to build a prototype first. While I’m a confident programmer, and I know enough about electronics to get me by, I watched a million YouTube vids – to point where the dog escaped the yard (claims he was bored) and my wife was ready to divorce me (She’s even taken off to Cairns for the week, for respite, she says –  even though it’s work.)  but I came across the DF Robot Devastator Platform.

And LOVE it! I just love the look of it.

So,. that’s where we’re at for the minute. Just at a concept stage. But have been using Agile tools (with an organisation of 1) to map out certain milestones.

And we are happy about that.